@birbigs Profile picture Mike Birbiglia

@birbigs

 1 week ago

To the 197 republicans who voted no on impeachment, what would it have taken? Storming the capital in a tan suit?

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@Strain42 @birbigs I'm upset that I read this tweet before bed so now I'll have nightmares of Donald Trump in a tan suit.

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@Travon @birbigs Remember when they went insane because foreign bad guys attacked an embassy and there were a million hours of hearings about how it was Hillary's fault? But this is meh

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@birbigs Omgosh. Your tweets have been pure gold lately! Thanks for the belly laughs. 🤣🤣🤣

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@jsalt91 Profile picture Jay Salt

@jsalt91

 1 week ago

@ebplais @birbigs They took an oath. Not an option. Resign or impeach

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@Strain42 Profile picture Strain21x2

@Strain42

 1 week ago

@birbigs A tan suit right after eating a hamberder with spicy mustard so there's a big old spicy mustard stain on the lapel of his tan suit.

...also when you really think about it...Yes, Donald would look HORRIBLE in a tan suit. Like...more so.

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@monkeyfeix77 Profile picture Lana Feix

@monkeyfeix77

 1 week ago

@birbigs Showing their bare arms maybe?

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@ebplais Profile picture eric 🀄️

@ebplais

 1 week ago

@birbigs Apparently some of them are terrified that Trump will kill their families by proxy

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@birbigs While saluting with a coffee cup

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