I wrote some comedy specials 🎭 & books 📚 & movies 🎥. Figuring out the next whatever it is on my podcast (new episode with Rachel Bloom in link.)
Joined on 17 June, 2008
It’s an American tradition that each president writes a letter to the incoming president. So far President Trump’s letter reads: “ME DO TWITTERz aLL DAy yOU SHULD 2.” This isn’t the final draft but sources say the president is very depressed and may have nothing else to add.
Since there’s nothing else going on I thought I would post this funny clip from my New Year’s Eve virtual show! Join me for Valentines weekend! All new material! Love themed! Perfect for date night especially if you don’t have a date! Tickets at ❤️
Today marks a historic day— one of my favorite working it out episodes of all time! I’m lucky enough to be joined by the great Rachel Bloom. (@Racheldoesstuff) So many laughs. So many great stories. It’s a nice respite from the madness. ❤️
Replying to @lizlandau: Listening to two of my favorite comedians chatting about the challenges of parenthood and painful restaurant memories *and*…
I've boiled the conservative arguments down to this:
AMERICANS SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO PLAN A VIOLENT COUP ON A PRIVATE PLATFORM EVEN IF THAT PRIVATE PLATFORM DOESN'T SUPPORT THAT COUP IN ADDITION TO THE COUP ITSELF BEING ILLEGAL AND DEADLY AND DANGEROUS. BECAUSE...SOCIALISM?
@benshapiro Ben, usually I'd joke, but I'm going to come at this honestly. There's a big difference between zip ties being carried by paramilitary forces invading the capitol and zip ties being carried by your wife so she can tie you to a chair and make you watch her have sex with other men.
I don 't know for certain whether Mike Drucker's joke about Ben Shapiro's wife tying Ben up so she can tie him to his chair and make him watch her have sex with other men is true but the humor of it works because it *feels* true. This is a great lesson in comedy by @MikeDrucker.
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