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catturd2

Catturd ™

The impeach 46 turd who talks shit.

My parody book-The Adventures of Cowfart, literally- and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at https://t.co/5JZfYtsuVW

Joined on 21 September, 2018

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Are they going to hide creepy Grandpa Earpiece in the basement again today?

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Reminder ...

Now, if you're a Conservative - Twitter won't allow your account to grow. No matter how many followers you get - they'll remove them as fast as you get them.

#ChildrenPlayingGrownUp

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Less than 15 days to the 1 year anniversary of 15 days to flatten the curve.

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Quoted @BooX2Kittyfuck

@catturd2 Hi meow meow...I ordered RabbitSkin today (last night?) & was hoping there’d be an option to pay more for an autograph but it didn’t offer one...as such, I’m here to beg of you from one cat to another, to bestow a paw scribble for me 💖. Please also, an update on the shirts!!?

Replying to @catturd2: I sign all books - no extra charge - no money goes to Amazon - sold only at - t-shirts will be availa…

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Quoted @nypost

Mitt Romney knocked unconscious, suffers black eye during fall

Did he finally fall off his soapbox?

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Now the loony Left is spelling, man - mxn?

These people are dumb AF.

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Replying to @Sassychickie: Who voted for Biden?

You owe me gas money.

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Who voted for Biden?

You owe me gas money.

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Good morning to everyone except the communist Democrat party.

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Quoted @ilDonaldoTrumpo

If creepy Joe ever clicks on the red button...

😂😂😂

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What gourmet restaurant is Gavin Newsom secretly eating at tonight?

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Why did Nancy Pelosi refuse the 10,000 troops?

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Replying to @2012BNEWS: @catturd2
I'm on chapter 16 of "Rabbitskin" - my birthday present from my bride Robbin!

Great, quick reading, adventure/sc…

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I hope the Gab hackers didn't get all my top secret fart jokes.

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We now have a President who is too dumb to do a press conference.

What a world.

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Replying to @Doc_0: Sexual harassment charges give Dems and their media a convenient way to get rid of Cuomo without admitting they were wrong to co…

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Gay poly throuple makes history, lists 3 dads on a birth certificate

No words needed.

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Replying to @RealCandaceO: I’m trending right now and would like to publicly offer a non-apology for having stated the obvious: people purporting to…

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Replying to @catturd2: Just say no to drugs ...

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I’m trending right now and would like to publicly offer a non-apology for having stated the obvious: people purporting to be feminists that have not spoken out against the trans agenda currently eating women’s rights—are frauds.

Biological men have no place in women’s sports.

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Sexual harassment charges give Dems and their media a convenient way to get rid of Cuomo without admitting they were wrong to cover up his coronavirus killing spree.

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@catturd2
I'm on chapter 16 of "Rabbitskin" - my birthday present from my bride Robbin!

Great, quick reading, adventure/scifi novel Catturd!

I love the character's development & concept from the git go.

I lot of Catturd the man in Logan's character I betcha!

Excellent Sir!

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Just say no to drugs ...

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I sign all books - no extra charge - no money goes to Amazon - sold only at - t-shirts will be available in about 2 weeks ... I hope that answers all your questions, thank you. I'll be here all week.

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I want to thank everyone who gave my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, a read this year ... I have reached 10,000 total books sold this year without using Amazon - just on my little website .. Thank you so much 😊

I have 3 writing projects in 2021 ...

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